Words of Wisdom
"I don't like myself, you know. I love myself, of course. I'm devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don't like myself." - Lestat de Lioncourt, Memnoch the Devil
"There's no such thing as being too cynical."- Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
"Marla was the little cut on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't." - Jack, Fight Club
"You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you, he never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that could happen." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"Damn the man!" - Empire Records
"Stress is the confusion that results when the mind overrides the body's instinct to choke the living shit out of somebody." - Unknown
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski
"I always knew looking back on my tears would make me laugh, but I never thought looking back on my laughter would make me cry." - Unknown
"I learned there are troubles, of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind. But I have bought a bat. I'm all ready you see. Now all my troubles are going to have trouble with me!" - Dr. Seuss
"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed." - Catwoman, Batman
"And what is an angel, but a ghost in drag?" - Stan Rice (that line just makes me laugh)
"Sore wa himitsu desu. (It's a secret.)" - Xellos, The Slayers